I just wanna say how I feeling —
Things about not have sex, or something like that.
Is Wes Welker a Jew?
Am I gay if I like Patsy Cline?
Celibacy is just not my thing;
I want to masturbate, but…Catholic.
I want to know about Leon Bloy.
Black Plague soup,
Chicken soup of the death,
Oriented, scented bath oil,
Gay apes, fury bananas…
Who is Steve Gershom?
Gay, fine, and Catholic!
He’s not deserve that kind of man.