Search Term Poetry: Doursonofagun

I just wanna say how I feeling —
Things about not have sex, or something like that.
Is Wes Welker a Jew?
Am I gay if I like Patsy Cline?

Celibacy is just not my thing;
I want to masturbate, but…Catholic.
I want to know about Leon Bloy.

Black Plague soup,
Chicken soup of the death,
Oriented, scented bath oil,
Gay apes, fury bananas…

Who is Steve Gershom?
Doursonofagun —
Gay, fine, and Catholic!
He’s not deserve that kind of man.

9 Comments on “Search Term Poetry: Doursonofagun”

  1. Joe K. says:

    If I don’t like Patsy Cline, am I not gay?

  2. Peter J says:

    I wonder how much these posts of yours work like self-fulfilling prophecies. When you post these weird search terms, doesn’t it reinforce in Google’s little web-crawler mind that your blog is a tad strange? :) Voila, more strange traffic. 😉

  3. Chris says:

    Are the spelling mistakes and grammatical errors intentional? I always have a hard time grasping the ee cummings school of poetry.

  4. Chris says:

    Oh, look at the tag, idiot… of course they are. Now it makes perfect sense! :)

  5. Jordan Gray says:

    Black Plague soup,
    Chicken soup of the death

    Delightful! How on earth did your blog end up ranking for these terms?

  6. Jordan Gray says:

    Never mind, I found it. You are actually the top result for Black Plague soup even when I log out of my Google account, a remarkable accomplishment.

  7. Tammy says:

    Alrighty then….:) It all sailed right over my head and I’m ok with it.

  8. Kevin says:

    You and Wes Welker…

  9. Ann says:

    Not a good day, huh?

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