Again, Scientists!

5 years ago with 15 comments in Uncategorized
Oh my dear, dear Kathleen Sebelius, you lost your cool and accidentally said what you really think. The quick version of the video’s at the bottom, and the link to the whole thing is here if you want context. Since I tend to skip blog posts with videos in ’em and I don’t want you to miss this, I pulled the transcript. Come on, just skim it. Conversation is between Sebelius ...

Fix Me

5 years ago with 17 comments in Uncategorized
This from Father Peter West of Human Life International. I stole it off his [public] facebook page, so there’s no link. A woman visited her doctor. “Doctor,” she said, “I have a perfectly functioning circulatory system.” “That’s good,” the doctor replied. “Well,” she said, “I was wondering if you could give me a drug to make it stop functioning the way that it is supposed to.” “That’s ...

Pizza Style

5 years ago with 17 comments in Uncategorized
Poor commenters: they leave a few perfectly innocent(ish) remarks buried deep in the combox, and I resurrect them for A WHOLE POST. Sorry. But not very. Commenter 1 says: This does not mean that every time a person has sex he has to intend to make babies and nothing else. He may just think his wife looks ravishing that Thursday night. It Does mean that when he does have sex, though, he has to ...

The M Word

5 years ago with 40 comments in Uncategorized
It’s not pretty, folks, but you knew it was going to show up here sooner or later, right? I’m talking about — I really don’t like the word — the big M, solitary vice, M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N. Whew, that wasn’t so hard! Back when I was a wee lad, I glommed onto the fact that you didn’t have to say the word itself in confession. You just say “an ...

In a Box

5 years ago with 6 comments in Uncategorized
Round Two with Mr. Shrink — I’ll have to come up with a better pseudonym than that — gets another mixed review. On the one hand, he had some good insights about my family, stuff I’ve actually never thought of before. On the other hand, he also got a bit snarky when I said I’m from a family of eight. And when I said that no, I didn’t believe in ...