Free StupiDoodled Bad Poems, This Month Only!

5 years ago with no comments
A StupiDoodle is a bad, stupid picture that I make for my Patreon backers. Some of them are better than others, but they are all bad and they are all stupid. Anyhow, Amos J. Hunt and I have a special deal this month. Remember Amos J. Hunt, of the Grackle? Well, here is the deal: Anyone who follows both Amos and me on Patreon this month will get a customized collaboration from both of us. He ...

Forever Ever?

5 years ago with 11 comments
I’m 200 feet from the stage, but on the Jumbotron I can see Big Boi’s weird plaid pastel quadruple-breasted suit-short combo thing, and that André 3000’s black jumpsuit says “Art or Fart?” in big white letters. He is wearing a platinum wig. I have been at the Governor’s Ball for the last ten hours, and I am officially too old for this shit. I’m cranky ...

3 Games

5 years ago with 2 comments
And now for something completely different. Have I never told you about the Grackle? Of course I’ve told you about the Grackle. The Grub Street Grackle is a literary magazine produced by the man below. He’s shrouded in mystery, but you can see him behind the mystery: The Grackle, as you can imagine, was meta before meta was cool. It recently got reborn, after a successful ...

Grackle To Rise From Ashes?

6 years ago with 6 comments
This is my friend Amos. Amos is the sort of person who would walk around in suspenders and play you a happy birthday song on his accordion, or become upset with you for not noticing that he had been wearing all green for the last three days, or look at you with immense gratitude because you had just put a dollop of peanut butter on his hand. I know he is that sort of person because those are ...